queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji)

lliampayne:

how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works 

(Source: musicalbeds)

Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart.
Unknown (via stevenbong)

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owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done